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1. An over-emphasized version of "omg", meaning "oh my god". Pronunciation: Zoh My Fawking Gawd Origin: "Zomfg" originated in 14th century Persia during an assault on modern-day Iran. The "Dishpuhkt Clan" or the "Nasal Ingesters of Sand Clan" attacked a military outpost run by army leader Mahmoud Al-Hafez Mohammed. The military outpost held the nation's stock of falafel, so it was guarded heavily. When the Dishpukt clan invaded, Mahmoud scribbled down on a piece of paper,"zomfg need backup jeezuz", a request that was never fulfilled. Modern day usage: 1. Used by adolescent-teenage females in common text messaging to describe a despondent situation. 2. Used in the popular videogame "Counter Strike" when requesting backup from your team after having been viciously mutilated by the opposing team. 3. Used in modern-day Kyrgyzstan as a codeword for the phrase,"Requesting backup".
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |