Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI) tee
zombie defense initiative (ZDI) Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do? Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack? Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan. Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when. The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning: ZDI-Boston University ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison ZDI-Colby ZDI-Fairfield University ZDI-Central Connecticut State University ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton ZDI-Johns Hopkins University ZDI-University of Pittsburgh ZDI-Northeastern University ZDI-Albion ZDI-Wagner ZDI-Michigan State ZDI-SUNY Albany ZDI-Temple ZDI-Hobart & William Smith ZDI-UMaine (Farmington) ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire) ZDI-Acadia yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!