Zeke
Zeke is so amazing. He is usually blond with green eyes and very funny, he is quiet sometimes and loud other times. He can be insane with his friends and shy with other people, when it comes to girls he will always love that one girl. But he sometimes misses his ex. He's been broken before but he learned how to put himself back together. If you hurt him he doesn't usually fight, he becomes quiet and shy, but if you hurt him bad. He will beat your ass. If you have a friends named Zeke or Ezekiel. Keep him. Don't let him go. Here are some other facts about him: Used to be a god at Fortnite, plays saxophone in middle school, picked his nose on camera, goes to church with some other girl, tries to be popular and cool but has a reputation of being weird, likes ramen, is SO HOT. This is to my friend. Zeke. You'll never know who wrote this, but all of this is true. I think. You are loved more than you think. 😏❤️ Bye.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |