Zalinki Tee
"Zalinki" is the name given to an ancient North American tribe that has since been erased off the face of the earth by early settlers and colonizers. The Zalinki, although only a small group of people, managed to create their own society much quicker than most, even inventing tools that wouldn’t be seen commonly until decades later. They were known for their artistic endeavours, including a wide variety of mediums by which they expressed their very complex array of emotions; ranging from existential dread to utter despair. The members of this community were known to dwell igloos for exceptional amounts of time, consume unhealthy amounts of processed food and practice several unspeakable acts of dismemberment as part of rituals in their religion. This religion involved the belief in a mystical entity also named Zalinki, that is rumored to still wander the earth today. Maybe a blessing or a curse, some few claim to have sighted Zalinki, reporting feelings of "rebirth both of heart and soul". Despite the unlikely existence of this entity, this tribe forever remains a timeless fragment of the past, kept under lock and key among the bottomless depths of our memories, destined to one day escape its harrowing prison
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.