Zac Efron

1. The biggest pansy ever. I'm surprised he hasn't come out of the closet yet. Only dating Vanessa Hudgens *cough*whore!*cough* to cover up his obvious homosexuality. 2. A makeup-obsessed 'teen' star that thinks he's the hottest thing to walk this earth. 3. A douchebag. Tries to look like Robert Pattinson by growing facial hair, and going for the 'i-don't-care-how-i-look-but-i-obviously-do-with-everything-i've-got' kind of look. 4. A complete tryhard. Going to end up going on a drug-spree and dieing like Elvis Presley. 5. A paedophile. Even though he's 21 years old, he's still loving the fact that 8 year-old girl's are in love with him. 6. A freak. Obviously can't sing for shit, and play's basketball with everything he's got even though he's probably shit at it in real life. 7. A manwhore. Most likely lost his virginity at the age of 5 to his preschool teacher. 8. A dork. Can't stand not being the centre of attention.