Youlbury tee
a scout centre in the woods where; fun is not allowed, no sunnies, no sweatbands to campfires, dont leave popcorn pans unwashed, no hamsters, no talking too loudly in your own house, no one night stands, no free sex, sex pests lead instruct, do as management say not as they do, you must be in bed by 11, certain people wear trousers too tight, no limbo in discos, after you finish work you still have to work, never touch the easy button, dont leave antibacterial on the table, dont make jokes about safety, girls are always wrong and guys are always right, if the lead instruct takes a break it doesnt mean your allowed to, as soon as the lead instructs gone take a break, one conversation or no conversation, bolognaise every other night, cute poo pushers fix the drain, something always needs to be fixed, if your finished all your jobs do some more, dont drive the gator in high gear around site, dont ride the the go-karts down the hill, lead instruct knows everything there is to know about life, dont make tree houses, and last but not least always clean the picnic tables.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!