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One who lives in the U.P. (Upper Peninsula of Michigan, above the bridge): they shovel snow year-round go skiing in -60*F weather without blinking an eye recieve more than a foot of snow in order to get a snow day incoorperate winter activities like snowmobiling and ice fishing into their everyday lives say eh, you'se, and ya alot generally don't care what others think mining and logging were the first things that attracted people to the U.P., and they continue to do so today wear plaid and orange...especially during hunting season don't wear winter jackets until it gets under 0*F sweat and freeze all in one day go camping in igloos in the middle of winter have only 3% of the population of Michigan but 1/3 the land mass almost everyone is of scandinavian decent...like Finnish or Swedish think that the opening day of deer season (Nov. 15) is a 'national' holiday and school is off for at least 3 days worship the Packers (NFL) from Green Bay ((our own state team, the Lions, we don't even like)) feel closer to Canada than to southern "Trolls" (people who live below the bridge) ((want to make a new state)) laugh at people who live less than 50 miles away than the bridge in "Troll-land" (down state) who have never been here (the U.P.)...or freak out when they come here live in God's Country...and sorry, but if you've only driven through the souther part of the U.P., you haven't seen it here. the biggest city is Marquette: population 22,000 people are attatched to pasties and the simpilties of life are never more than a few miles away from any lake, like Lake Superior (WHICH IS HUGE!) and NEVER more than a mile away from any sort of water, like a stream some don't know that there is a drinking age drive 4 hours to Green Bay to the closest REAL mall battle un-paved and un-snow-plowed roads are known for being drug dealers, partiers, hill-billies and red-necks but are really great, kind and fun people.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |