Yoomer

A member of the Millennial generation, born between 1981-1996. Peaking in 2014, they are found nowadays reminiscing about how the 90’s were better, building country chic craft beer breweries at your nearest gentrified neighborhood, peddling chimeric crowdfunded silicon valley tech startup companies, worshipping self titled rise-and-grind “entrepreneurs” and brand “influencers” on Instagram, travel blogging, humblebragging, voluntouristing, taking Buzzfeed quizzes, getting fucked over by two recessions within the span of a decade, eating avocado toast, having their hair side parted, wearing ripped skinny jeans, and being shit on simultaneously by both Boomers, Xoomers, and Zoomers.