Yacolt Hoedown Baddie tee
Country girls in Yacolt, Washington who are hard to get but will date a guy every two weeks. These baddies spend their free time doing redneck shit such as lighting shit on fire, playing in the woods, and partying with their group of friends called "girl friends." They have a wild side but do not show it publicly sometimes including to their family as they consist of a dad or an uncle who are usually an alcoholic. At least one of their relatives is a meth, crack, or other form of a drug addict. When they aren't attending church with their grandma, hanging out with their friends talking white trailer park shit, or horseback riding, you can find them listening to music. They may say that they like classical rock but will probably only listen to Nirvana, Journey, or Bon Jovi. Even though they are country they do not usually like country music as often as rock although in some cases it's inherited in their family culture. This culture will consist of a Texan pride, tough country boy/girl personality who are Trump supporters and big time people with a "you trespass on my property, you get shot" mentality. You will find their dad bragging about owning a tough mud wheeling Toyota Tundra truck but it will turn out to be a 2008 model version. These people also usually come from mid-middle class or impoverished families who live trailer park or farming communities/properties
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!