Wrenny Spesh

A Wrenny Spesh consists of non contact with much loved friend of many Chris. The non contact often will run into the days sometimes weeks and in extreme cases even years. The Wrenny Spesh mainly consists of non physical contact with Chris Wren often with assurances that his physical presence will eventually arrive. The Wrenny Spesh has left much of his close friends worried that perhaps Chris may have actually been abducted and finger bummed! Wrenny Spesh is usually ended when Chris makes physical contact and a violent wedgie attack is delivered post haste. The severity and aggression involved in the Wedgie will reflect the length of time the Wrenny spesh has continued. After such punishment has been inflicted to Wrenny his chance of child conception is dramatically reduced each time a Wrenny Spesh occurs.