Wounded Duck

Sexual technique used to entice women and create the best orgasms by arousal of the anus. Formed by extending last three fingers then curling the forefinger and thumb. Much like shocker but can heighten intensity of sexual pleasure to a maximum in comparison. Steps to correct wounded ducking: 1) Caress anal hole with forefinger 2) Make ready wounded duck position 3) Aggressively insert fingers into anus (despite bleeding and screaming, the technique is actually quite pleasurable, if woman persists to struggle then form "Warrior Duck" by spreading last three fingers to act as a barbed end that will not be able to be removed) 4) Continue to wounded duck while pleasing woman with your big, long, pink, strong, ding dong, penis ( Remember: real gentlemen finish first and third during intercourse, but as common courtesy say to partner "You were amazing" then proceed to high five)