Woodcliff Lake tee
Woodcliff Lake is a town located in Bergen County, New Jersey. It is famous for having a plethora of rich kids. Think of Woodcliff Lake as a suburban version of Gossip Girl. From an early age (7th grade on) children spend their time at lavish bar/bat mitzvahs. Jewish kids spend their time during the summer at various camps while the non-jewish rich kids spend them doing whatever they please. High School is spent at Pascack Hills. This is where Woodcliff Lakers are forced to mix with poor Montvalians. Many Montvalians resent Woodcliff Lakers for being richer than they are. Woodcliff Lake is where almost 100% of the smart, rich kids come from and the Montvalians know it. High School is filled with parties. Many rich kids parents leave for a while leaving their McMansions unattended creating the perfect opportunity for a party. Most Lakers spend their vacations in various places all over the United States and abroad. Summer Camp for the Jews and Teen Tours tend to become popular during the early high school years. High School kids also bring their cars to school. You will see an abundance of cars from Lexus, BMW, Mercedes, and Acura. Lexuses and BMWs are by far the most popular. Any other crappy car in the lot will most likely be owned by a student from Montvale. Demographics: Rich Jews, Rich Asians, Rich Whites. Poor others.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!