Woodcliff Lake tee
An amazing town in the NY suburbs in Northern New Jersey, Bergen County. Everyone has an amazing house except for the people "across the tracks" who live in dumps. All of us go to camp in the summer upstate and have bitchy but hot friends that live in westchester or long island. Most of us are named Jordan, Brad, Leah, and Tori. We all have BMWs by the time we're 16 and love going to bar mitzvahs on weekends. We all sport our sweatshirts from the latest bar mitzvahs. Bloomingdales and Nordstrom are the ONLY damn places the girls shop. Guys dont give a crap what they look like as like as they get completely wasted at the next upcoming party. Woodcliff Lake is 90% Jewish, 7% Chrisitian and like 3% Asian. We go to Pascack Hills with "Montvalers" who think threyre hot shit because they all live in 2 room shacks next to lumber yards and Dunkin Donuts. Also close to Hillsdale, which is a redneck infested hellhole and River Vale, a semi crappy town home to baseball playing uber guidos where every house looks the same. Many of us live in huge houses on Blueberry Hill near the temple and love to brag about it to camp friends and newbies at school.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!