Womanizer tee
Womanizer - an empty-hearted, empty-headed, pathetic coward with low self-esteem and enjoys doing evil. I do believe lying, cheating and stealing qualify as EVIL. This particular womanizer must carry a gun to make himself feel like a man. Makes up bs stories based on books he has read in order to make you think he is a real exciting dude. He will actually tell you he is a "keeper" even while you are planning your exit (that is if you catch on quick enough). Let's see.....liar, fake, alcoholic, always "doing" for a woman because he is actually tooo boring to really hold one's interest and knows it so he works hard for "it". He WILL DO YOUR YARD FOR YOU AND COOK FOR YOU AND EVEN CHANGE THE SHEETS AFTER HAVING SOMEBODY ELSE OVER. Likes to say he is a "Keeper". Yeah everybody wants a liar and a fake and someone that hates just about everybody; correction EVERYBODY. This "keeper" will try to "do" your girlfriends too. This "keeper" deals drugs on the side to support his addiction...womanizing. Oh yes, he ends up ALWAYS being the VICTIM.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!