Woman tee
The female of the human species, and the opposite gender to "man". Women were NOT created to torment men. They were NOT created for sexual pleasure. They are NOT superior to men. They are NOT inferior. Women are people. Not goddesses. Not sandwich machines. Not horrific monsters. Women are capable of emotions. Yes, they have hormones and "That Time of Month". Yes, PMS makes them irritable. But, gentlemen, are you really any better? "We have, ultimately, SuPERIOR logic, because we are MEN, and MEN are unable to bear children." "Woman! Make me a sandwich!" "DEFINITION OF 'WOMAN: The useless skin around the pussy'" Basics Women develop faster hormonally than men, being attracted to males earlier in life and being capable of reproducing earlier, in some cases. Women have menstrual periods and "Pre-Menstrual-Syndrome" (PMS). They are capable of producing children, if an egg (released during menstruation) is fertilized by male sperm. I know, I sound gross, but not as bad as what some people post. Women have breasts, which many men find attractive. (For those of you got your "education" from the internet, breasts are also called "Boobs", "tits" "Titties" "Puppies" etc) Need I describe the female genitalia? I'm not going to get gross like that, thanks a lot. A girl turns into a woman sometime during adolescence. Different people think that it starts at different times, but many underage "girls" have the hormones of a "woman", so it's still undetermined. Feminazis Men criticize "Feminazis" or, to put it bluntly, radical feminists. Some feminists ARE illogical. But quite a few of the precious chosen gender are too. God created living beings equal Eve was from Adam's rib. Of course, she was gullible enough to believe Satan, but Adam was arrogant enough to take what he knew was from the forbidden tree, so they share equally in the Sin. Menstruation Related criticism "You can't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die." "Women act completely irrational, and just say, 'Ooh, it was PMS!'" "Women have periods and get all emotional from estrogen." We hear skepticism like this in many definitions. In actuality, estrogen is partially the cause, but a lot of it is because her period raises testosterone levels, making her, (dare I say it) the equivalent of a slightly hormonal MAN!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!