Wisconsin

One of three states (Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota) that have absolute hicks there. The hicks never a) leave the state b) think they're in "God's Country" c) look down on every other state in the union d) act as if their state is the only state that matters e) think they're hot shit and f) are just plain morons. Apparently they're also all really poor and don't use credit cards, they only use cash. They suck at financial matters. They also go up to "the lake" a lot on weekends and get indignant when you've never heard of whatever lake they're talking about.