Winters007

He sexually identifies as the sun. Ever since he was a boy he dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to him that a person being a star is Impossible and he's fucking retarded but he doesn't care, he's beautiful. He's having a plastic surgeon inflate him with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on he wants you guys to call him “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept him you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.