Wichita Falls Tee
The City of Wichita Falls is inconveniently located in the North East corner of the Buttcrack/Armppit area of North Texas. A misnomer, the town doesn't feature falls, having been destroyed in the 1800's by the forward thinking settlers of this area. However, it's not a total misnomer, since the town's most striking attraction is a brown-water fountain, stylized as a waterfall, which stinks of dead fish and is situated next to an interstate highway. Wichita Falls is an economically dead city that is home to sparse commerce and industry; mostly held intact by an Air Force base. The city has several "husks of knowledge," or empty high-rises, Sheppard Air Force Base, whose global presence mostly stays on base, a workforce with post-secondary educational attainment below the national average, and a community spirit centered around Budweiser, country music and chasing decade-old metropolitan trends. The Kemp Center for the Arts is home to the Arts Council who exclusively produces plays branded by Disney since the local populace lacks the cultural refinement to watch any performance with which they're unfamiliar. The Symphony Orchestra plays every few months and their shows are advertised in the local paper, after each show. Dallas-Fort Worth area, & Oklahoma City are within a few hours drive and are probably where you should live instead, if you are set on living in Texas or Oklahoma. That said, the people, the city, and sights are worthy of a visit, but not worthy of a return.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂