Whore Couture Galore Tee
These are the girls you see walking about that you want to call sluts but they are not actually sluts. Many of them dress nice but it still comes off whorish... it is a way of life, a style, an attitude. Only skinny girls can truely perfect this look to a tee. They come in packs and challenge each other to who look the best in the 8,000,000 pictures that they took at "that awesome rager.' Their wardrobe usually contains lots of spandex skirts well above the knee, tank tops with 'cool cut out designs' that just so happen to show 80% of there bras and high heeled ankle boots. These girls are the ones that make their arms look thinner by always popping out there shoulder and placing there hands on there hips. This seems like an insult but it is infact some of the highest compliments they could ever recieve. These girls are not stupid. They usually are the ones that have it all going for them. Occasionally they claim to be religious and other peoples thoughts are "but you dress like a classy whore... God blessed you, why not show it off..." They go off to college and 50% of them become true whores. Whoring about all over campus...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.