Whippany
You know your from Whippany when... 1. The only sub you wanted was Mr. Mitaliano 2.Or Mrs. Vitale 3. QC was poppin' after school (but only on halfdays and fridays) 4. Mennen is THE place to start clique drama (and make DJ Earl give B-day shoutouts every ten seconds) 5. Whenever there are police sirens you will hear at least 10 people go "Ooooooo someones speeding!" 6. Football, soccer, and hockey games are where its at 7. You hate Morristown kids 8 Actually anyone from Morristown 9. That computer teacher and that Music teacher are dating 10. Bee Meadow is shit, Salem is lit, and Mountveiw is shady as fuck 11. Brickyard is the shit 12. Going to the back lakes at night makes you a fucking savage 13. Your gym teacher is a fucking sociopath (cough mcpeek cough) 14. You have/had a teacher that is under the age of 26 15. You felt the BERK in the 2016 MJS election 16. Every boy thinks they're black even though the town is legit 98% white 17. Fucking everyone is a secret millionaire 18. When the fuck is that mini mall gonna be done????? 19. Does anyone really go to Molly Malone? 20. Planet Swirl is the place (to eat the pizza you got at Lombardis to piss off Vin) 21. The fire works 22. When you can't go to Vets for the fire works you go to Pine Plaza 23. The ongoing war of the 2018 class of MJS girls V.S. the dresscode 24. Mrs. Sackerman's extra cred game is actually life 25. Chromebooks
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |