Western Tech
The home of the smartest and most flasy gangstas of the Maryland region. They are not only known for a wide array of book knowledge but street smarts to rival any kid that grew up in Jamacia Queens. Also home to the smartest athletes in the state of Maryland so if you need a hooper or a football player hit us up. We make people look stupid without a second thought if you say something the wrong way you will hear about it for the next month. We coined the phrases NO!, and Housed. If you not down with us we are not down with you. There is a small section of those that do not affiliate with the hip-hop culture so pertinent at our school, they my friend are the social outcasts. We rock long tees, fitted caps, air forces, throwbacks, chains and flights may as well be our team issued varsity jackets cuz every athlete has at least one, please don't pop your collar or it will be swiftly removed from your shirt. We all have bass to knock the windows off of your moms windstar from miles away. Class is a breeze and makes college life easy, we work hard and get the stuff done in record times. No one can touch us on school exams state wide so don't try. Homecoming is the biggest time of the year even moreso than prom with the football team pep rally. We then go on to the brighest and best colleges in America to play collegiate sports, tear up the classroom and party it up all while still maintaining the best grades. As I said before, we are the hardest, the best the smartest. If you cant hang with that then you obviously didn't get accepted in the first place and couldn't manage to get in later as a transfer. In other words if you don't go here you will never understand so don't try. We rule Bmore theres no denying it. So if you from the Tech stand up. And if you ain't you don't have anything to say so sit down, shut up and watch hows its supposed to be done. 1
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |