waukesha

A town in Wisconsin. Also known as "The Shaw" and "Waukeshit"...Waukesha is an indian word meaning "clean water" or "good water" but really the water here is making a LOT of people seriously messed up in the head! However, it is famous for the fact that Abe Lincoln actually stayed in a hotel here because the water was so promising. Waukesha, Wi takes great pride in being the hometown of the famous Les Paul, inventor of the electric guitar. pretty much the best invention ever!!! So without Waukesha, you wouldnt have rock music! Waukesha also is hometown of the Gymnast Olympians Paul and Morgan Hamm, and hometown of the comedian Frank Caliendo (whom is Saturday Night Live alumni.) These three men all attended high school at Waukesha South. Everyone says they hate this town if they live in it but most people either A. Never leave, or B. Leave and always end up coming back. Waukeshas best food asset is the Ponza Rotta! at Jimmy's Grotto restaurant. The most AMAZING pizza filled pocket of your life. Waukesha is filled with all sorts of types of people. A bunch of rich pricks are seriously taking over though! The town is also growing to fast for its own good, which will soon drive many away, we don't need to be another Milwaukee.