WASP

WASPs always make sure to present a kind, caring face but don't be fooled; though they adopt every political correctness and seem couteous, they are really the most racially intolerant people you can think of. Their politeness conceals hatred. They have persecuted virtually every minority that has ever set foot upon America. In doing so they have christened every minority with some racial epithet or another. Their extreme brand of Protestantism produces a social alenation which manifests itself in elevated levels of neo-Nazism, serial killing and pederasty. WASPs are an imperialistic people who worship the President, the military and virtually anything antidiluvean. They abhor free love, are innately conservative and are responsible almost singlehandedly for electing that buffoon, George W. Bush. WASPs are prudish about their bodies and use the names of body parts as insults. Alone among men they have an aversion to the female vagina. Finally WASPs have pitifully low self-esteem and feel threatened by anyone who has more than a modicum of confidence. Is that clear?