Wanc

Wannabe Manc. The type of Manchester United fan that knows the names of all the Manchester United youth players circa 1992, as to somehow make themselves more of a 'proper' fan. The Wanc is constantly trying to prove itself to peers as a 'proper' Manchester United fan, as the Wanc has always been questioned upon their reason to support Manchester United, despite having no affiliation with the city of Manchester. The Wancs constant battle to be taken seriously as a 'proper' fan will lead the Wanc to link youtube videos of rumoured signings to peers. The Wanc is keen to display their uppermost knowledge of all things Manchester United. Wancs will express their detest for their 'local' rivals at any given opportunity. Wancs will often sing or more likely post lyrics to the Ji-sung Park song, despite having never been to or met a person from Liverpool. Upon Victory of a 'big game' the Wanc will immediately rush to Facebook in order to update their status and put down any of their rivals in a display of dominance. Wancs love to watch football in 3D at the pub as it "feels like you are there." Wancs are 63% more likely to see their main goal in life is to have “An important life”. Wancs are the people that give this definition the thumbs down.