Walter

Walter is a guy who seems innocent and seems like a good guy, but behind the mask he is a truly evil person. Walter spends his freetime ''hunting'' animals and ''extinguishing fires'' by participating in volunteer fire department. They may seem like innocent hobbies, but behind them hides a dark secret. Walter likes to shotgun innocent animals full of lead out of sheer entertainment, to keep his psychopatic disorder under control. He also likes to run like a hooligan into burning buildings to build up his adrenaline and feel his skin burn, because he is a masochist and likes pain. Walter weighs around 130kgs because he likes to consume the flesh of innocent children that he keeps in his basement and makes shishkebab out of. Walter rides a shitty Aprilia moped that can barely move under his extreme weight, and he likes to consume extraordinary amounts of caffeine to keep him awake and his mind concentrated while he is fulfilling his evil deeds. Walter also likes to drink heavy amounts of alcohol, frying his last braincells even more. Walter also likes to make shitty taxidermies that look like mongoloids. All in all you should never associate with a Walter, he may seem like a decent guy, but behind his mask hides an evil psychopath out to cause harm to the innocent.