Wallyites

1. The Wallyites were a group of people who were accidentally brainwashed into worshipping Wally as a god or holy man. ~from the dilbert tv series. 2. A Wallyite is a person trying emulate wally from the dilbert comic. A person who is using all there intellect and trickery to do as little work as possible by passing it to another or find project you cant be graded on. A Wallyite only reason to come to work is : *free coffee or meal *place to nap *free wifi or internet *free money. A Wallyite is usually found on the job: *selling corperate suppiles online *sleeping in there cubicle * checking there social media every second *finding new ways to be lazier, shove there work to another, or a lazier project that they can even less work Note: A Wallyite can exist outside the corporate world. In a resturant, at a coffee shop, in a warehoue, etc practically anywhere. Thanks scott adams