wafflecide

On the morning of day two of a cross-country road trip, I stopped for breakfast at a Waffle House Resturaunt which was located on the west side of, Columbus, Ohio. I sat at the counter and was handed a menu. An older fellow sat down next to me. The waitress yelled out from the back of the kitchen,"What Yah Having Joe." Joe responded, "my usual". After Joe left I asked the waitress, "how did you know his order?" She responded, "well I better know it, he comes in every morning and has the same thing." Later that day I began thinking what eating at a Waffle House would do to a person's cardiovascular system. That is when I came up with the word, "Wafflecide". "Wafflecide," is the act of committing suicide by "Waffle House ."