volvo

Originally made as a armored swedish infantry carrier but never used because of the swedes well known neutrality. It was soon converted into a mass produced vehicle commonly driven by soccer moms, teenagers old people and hippies because of its indestructible nature and the fact that none of its users possess the ability to operate a motor vehicle of any sort. known to possess every safety device known to man except for ejector seats and condom dispensors. many are now turbocharged so that their safety features can be used more often. even tho no one has or will ever die in one they all seem to resemble a hearse.