Voltron

Voltron was an 80’s cartoon, now on Netflix, about some teenagers transported from Earth to become pilots for robotic lions to fight in an intergalactic war. The Paladins of Voltron must learn to work as a team to assemble the robot Voltron and use its power to conquer the Galra Empire. Let’s start with the space dad and his name is Shiro. Head of Voltron, lookin’ fly. Shiro the hero. Super stressed and needs some rest, I’m sure you all know. Lover boy, his name is Lance. He is very handsome. Sparkling, our sharpshooter puts on a good show. Razzle dazzle. Finger guns and puns. Beautiful. 10,000 years Allura’s rockin’ it. Still lookin’ good and fighting back. Coran is still a gorgeous man. Space uncle rockin’ the mustache. Mullet head, his name is Keith and he’s so “emo”. Loner boy and samurai. He’s quick, watch him go. Jealousy, thy name is Keith. Genius kid is known as Pidge and not a trainee. Never underestimate, they’re small but mighty. Technology is all they need to pull a felony. Last but not least, leg of Voltron. He’s the sweetest. Goes by “Hunk” and may blow chunks, but he’a the strongest. Culinary master, engineer, multitalented!