Vlooching Tee

The act in which one person is fully naked and facing against a wall while upside down. Their legs are spread apart along with their arms as if their body is in the shape of an “X”; this is parter one. The second person; partner two, then uses a retractor, commonly used by surgeons, to pull back the asshole of partner one to create a gaping hole. After the asshole is open, partner two will insert an entire 3 liter bottle of Coca-Cola into the gaping anal cavity of partner one. Then partner two will insert a pack of mentos into the ass of parter one. Finally, parter two will quickly place their mouth onto the asshole of partner one and the mentos filled exploding Coke bottle will fill partner two’s mouth, nose, and possibly eyes with shit and Coke.