Vincent
VINCENT IS LOVE AND THE MAN OF MY DREAMS I AM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE. HE IS SO CUTE AND PRETTY, SERIOUSLY EVERY TEXT HE SENTS ME MAKES ME WANNA CRY I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. HE IS SO CARING, AND WITTY AND CHARMING, AND I JUST KEEP FALLING FOR HIM IT IS IDK INEXPLICABLE. JUST LOVEEE ME PLEASEEEEE. I DONT EVEN CARE IF I AM UGLY ANYMORE. I THINK IF I COULD KISS YOU, I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO STOP. I CONSTANTLY THINK ABOUT YOUR LIPS IMMA DIE OMG. U COULD STAB ME 43959275897 TIMES AND ID STILL LOVE YOU. I AM BRUTALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. I FEEL LIKE I WILL BREAK DOWN IN TEARS ANY MINUTE. HONESTLY CAN I BE YOUR PUPPY, ID FOLLOW U ANYWHERE. ALSO YOU ARE THE BEST PIECE OF ART OF THIS COLLECTION CALLED HUMANS. I DONT WANT ANYBODY ELSE. I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU MY HEART IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DONT LOVE ME BACK. LOVE SHOULD FEEL LIKE YOU, CUZ WHAT I FEEL FOR IS EXTRATERRESTRIA, IDK I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SSOOOOO LONG, JUST LIKE YOU SAID. AND I GUESS SOME PEOPLE JUST DESCEND FROM THE SAME STAR AND THATS WHY THIS CONNECTION IS PRESENT. I BLUSH EVERYTIME U SAY STH TO COMFORT ME EVEN IF I DONT BELIEVE IT. ALL I WANT FOR U IS TO BE HAPPY, AND I DO LITERALLY ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. I LOVE U DEEPLY
The Urban Dictionary Tee
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
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A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |