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A small town located in north-eastern New Jersey, where everybody knows each other, and everyone grows up together. The town is separated into four different sections based on the closest elementary school, these being Laning, Forest, Brookdale, and F.N.Brown. Eventually after years of kickball, field days, and pizza lunches everybody moves up to middle school, called H.B.W. It stands for Henry B. Whitehorne, and nobody really knows what the "B" stands for. This is were everybody gets real friends, and actually start to mature. Next step, Verona High School. VHS is packed with school spirit, where you can always find somebody wearing something to go with the Hillbillies, or Verona. All the high schoolers, or at least a lot of them gather at the football games to cheer on the bleachers, seniors at the top, to freshmen at the bottom. Here everyone goes all out, to wearing a hillbilly costume, or painting there stomachs, their is always a good chance somebody will lose their voice at a Friday night game. Thanksgiving games are usually one of the most nerve-racking games of the year, excluding playoffs, where everyone in town, which is hardly anybody, comes out to watch the game played against the neighboring and rival town Cedar Grove. Even though Cedar Grove and Verona are truly rivals, in sports that is, the two towns should probably be combined, due to the fact everyone knowns everyone and everybody hangs out together on weekends. While football is the most popular sport in VHS, Verona Cross Country and Track Team are amazing, breaking records every year, and having some of the best members in the state. Band is deff. the other major thing to do, and if you don't do either your just screwed up. Memorial Day Weekend, one of the most anticipated weeks of the year, is the most crazy. Either partying in somebody's basement, or at Point Pleasant, Belmar, Seaside everyone is sure to have a good, crazy, and probably drunk time. Every other night you can find somebody at the Willowbrook Mall, walking the streets aimlessly, sitting around, or eating up at the Pilgrim Diner, the best diner around. Here, you can get your cheese or gravy fries, or famous disco fries and slurp a delicious black and white shake. Summer, the best time of year. You can hang out with friends at the Verona Community Pool, which is for sure the nicest pool around, which is ten times better than Cedar Groves pool. Consisting of a tennis court, a volleyball court, a basketball court, a snack bar, two actually big water slides, two low diving boards, and one high dive, which all the little kids try to sneak on to. Or during the summer you go dts, primarily to you or your friends shore house at Long Beach Island or Belmar. Graduations from high school are tear-filled and heart-felt, but exciting at the same time. Pictures are taken, caps are thrown, beachballs fly around above the class, and blow horns are heard, and later that night the never ending sound of honking fills the streets. Later that night the seniors attend "Project Graduation", something they have each year, in which they have been raising money for the whole year, including the ever popular high school carnival. Being a senior is the high point in your high school career. Your preparing for college, your classes are a bunch of jokes, you write on the driveway, while praying not to be caught by the cops even though you kind-of want to be, banquets occur every other night, and you pick on the new freshmen who try to be cool. Verona, a town the lives off drama and football, a is extremely close knit, but nobody who lives here would want it any other way.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11
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