vegetarian

people who believe, for health reasons, that eating American-sized portions of meat contributes to heart disease and other disgusting ways to die ... and/or people who believe, for moral reasons, that we should not eat other living things with brains and nervous systems ... not to be confused for people who claim that we were "designed" to eat only vegetables (and by the way, not all vegetables have cellulose, you big fat poser), or people who "kill plants" (even if eating plants were morally wrong on any level, at the very least, vegetarians - even part-time ones - are less murderous than full-time meateaters)