Vegan Wanker

A part-time vegan but a full time wanker. You want to be a meditating, creative, yogi with the strength and flexibility of Ghandi and BOY do you tell people about it. But you are constantly failing. You definitely do yoga, and let everyone know about it through all available social media and by literally hollering it down the street while riding your fixie bike. You film yourself doing yoga, the morning after a heavy binge session where you danced on the bar and went home with your friends little brother. It's all in the juxtaposition of aiming high... and falling so low.