vegan Tee
A vegan is a person of higher superiority. When they walk or as some people notice glide a row of lush green vegetables will grow instantaneously in there wake. While they are very bitter on cruelty to animals, most actually enjoy the odd cock fight or running of the bulls. A recent online study has shown that 89% masturbate to animals being whipped or beaten in some way and use vegetables or leafy substitutes to help the orgasms intensify, this is generally why vegans use this diet as an escape goat for there nasty behaviors. They are obviously transcendence of a greater race. But over all if you do come across one of these interesting human beings, be weary as there utter depressive state will cause gastronomical health issues as in: vision loss, liver, heart or bladder failure, acute pain in the lower abdomen, imploding of brain and muscle spasms, intense vomiting followed by diarrhea and the worst of the bunch a flesh eating bacteria. On all they are an interesting bunch and as they dont like animal cruelty, human beings are open season. you have been warned you better be prepared but most of all just stay the hell away from em!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨