VDD

Very dry dick. A severe condition of male virginity or extensive periods of time with out sexual intercourse. Often causing the pathetic worship of e-thots, in which serves to only compound the problem of never having sex again. In extreme cases the male member can become so unbelievable parched that in any rare instance that it may come into contact with even the wettest of pussies. Immediate damage can occur, rendering both the penis and vagina inoperable. Similar to pouring salt on a slug, or receiving road rash. This is a very serious condition and if you or your friends start showing symptoms urgent action is necessary to avoid lifelong complications.