Vasco

It is an age-old noun first used when televison was invented, to describe someone whose life resembles a soap opera. These people find hardship and adventure in the most simplest of tasks and are a constant source of both joy and wonder to their work colleagues on a monday morning when the weekend "debacle" is revealed. Charachters appearing in episodes of Vasco's soap operas may well include, but are not confined to, a brother-in-law squaddie who turns up unannounced at your door and stays for the next six months whilst making full use of the facilities and an overpriced, over rated camper van that is a money pit. Vasco's often enjoy the company of animals which, again, provide the source of many new story lines and anecdotes.