Valentino
One of my best friends, and honestly, one of the safest people I know. He listensāreally listensālike every word matters, even the messy ones I donāt quite know how to say. He never makes me feel silly for rambling or overthinking, or being too much. With him, I never feel like I have to shrink myself or hide the weird, quiet parts. Heās kind in the softest waysālike remembering the tiniest things Iāve said or making me laugh without even trying. Somehow, even over text, he always knows how Iām feeling, even if I haven't said a word. Heāll send something random or funny right when I need it, or just say, āAre you okay?ā and somehow itās always at the exact right moment. Itās like he reads between the lines of what Iām not saying, and still shows up exactly how I need him to. Like he can hear the silence between my words. I trust him more than I thought I could trust someone, and that feels like something rare. Like heās not just my friend, but a soft place to land when the world gets loud.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime šāØ
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
I love it
ThIs is perfect
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased š I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>
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Size Guide
Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare!
A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16Ā½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |