Valentina Daniela Zambrano tee
The most beautiful specimen of womenkind ever discovered in history. Usually born in the month of April of 2007, she spends most of her time gaming, hanging around family, and participating in extracurricular activities! She also spends a lot of her time either working out or reading books, but she still has an outstanding body figure that all women are jealous of! Along with being a pure specimen of what god can create, she also is the most loyal woman in the world. As long as you have her trust, or mean anything to her, she will never turn on you in any way shape or form. If you end up having a relationship with her, she will obsess over you insanely, never making you feel unwanted or unloved. She is purely god sent. She is usually short as well, with very beautiful legs and upper body. It fits perfectly with her height, foot size, AND her personality! She is as adorable as can be and can be compared to a bunny personality wise. She’s also Latina coming from South American countries such as Ecuador and Nicaragua. Her eyes, although brown, are so engulfing and hypnotizing that just a glimpse into them will have anyone falling for her, and that’s not even mentioning what her smile can do. She’s purely just perfect.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!