UVM hot

A term often used at UVM (Burlington, VT). “UVM hot” refers to when an attractive women lowers her standards to accommodate the men standards in Burlington. With more women than men on campus, there’s bound to be an uneven divide. All the sudden the homeless looking men are solid options. Out of those options, many of these men are gay, bi, or somewhere in between, leaving you with a resounding small pool of potential picks. Prior to being at uvm, these people might’ve not seemed attractive to you, but now are. This dissolution will grow through the 4 years of attending this “stuck-in-the-70s-skier-crunchy-raggy-crusty-earthy-pseudo-hippie” school/city. Why is Bernie attractive all the sudden? It’s because he’s UVM hot. Oh the burnout smoking a cig on a porch next to his skateboard? UVM hot. Synonyms for “UVM hot”: “He composts” “Not actually attractive but you’re blinded by the shitty options” “Smells like weed and moles” “Real-world ugly” “I don’t know what I was thinking” “Looks good only with ski goggles, helmet and snow pants on”