Uuten'Nebauk Tee
An Uuten'Nebauk {Shortened to a sammler form Uuten} is translated as a haunted beauty. There are many derrivatives of the species, but the most accurate is a male or female who is very beautiful in a hauntingly fascinating way. The typical Uuten male does not have to stay with a female, he is free to go where he wants, to any bed he wants and is accepted into. A female can refuse or accept the male if she chooses {or her parents are mean and they make her} There are a few GOOD male Uuten's who are faithful and actually MARRY the female that he chooses that accepts him equally. In their breeding The female sets the number for her daughters to birth. Only when the mother dies {and the girls are of age} can the daughters actually have kids. {Mothers blessings work as well} The son's of an Uuten mother can mayy who ever and SHE sets the limit for her own, even if she isn't an Uuten herself. An Uuten female is tiny in build, but packs a good puch if need be. She is also versed in the natural magics of nature {as there are more than one} The male on the other hand is built for strength, and stability. The female is short compared to the males. The average height for an Uuten male is roughly 6-7 ft tall. a female can range in the 5 foot area. Depending on where they are from Geologically depends on their hair and eye colour. Uuten's can be converted to just about any other species easily enough, {Something in their bodily make-up allows this} There are reprucutions to some species, as the Uuten body has to adjust to the new species build. So there is some pain involved to where conversion in mosty ruled out for non-Uuten/Uuten couples. An Uuten can deside to change his/her last name and start a family with friends and make a new branch of an Uuten. The Society Is somewhat complex and more is yet to be discovered about it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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