Uuten'Nebauk tee
An Uuten'Nebauk {Shortened to a sammler form Uuten} is translated as a haunted beauty. There are many derrivatives of the species, but the most accurate is a male or female who is very beautiful in a hauntingly fascinating way. The typical Uuten male does not have to stay with a female, he is free to go where he wants, to any bed he wants and is accepted into. A female can refuse or accept the male if she chooses {or her parents are mean and they make her} There are a few GOOD male Uuten's who are faithful and actually MARRY the female that he chooses that accepts him equally. In their breeding The female sets the number for her daughters to birth. Only when the mother dies {and the girls are of age} can the daughters actually have kids. {Mothers blessings work as well} The son's of an Uuten mother can mayy who ever and SHE sets the limit for her own, even if she isn't an Uuten herself. An Uuten female is tiny in build, but packs a good puch if need be. She is also versed in the natural magics of nature {as there are more than one} The male on the other hand is built for strength, and stability. The female is short compared to the males. The average height for an Uuten male is roughly 6-7 ft tall. a female can range in the 5 foot area. Depending on where they are from Geologically depends on their hair and eye colour. Uuten's can be converted to just about any other species easily enough, {Something in their bodily make-up allows this} There are reprucutions to some species, as the Uuten body has to adjust to the new species build. So there is some pain involved to where conversion in mosty ruled out for non-Uuten/Uuten couples. An Uuten can deside to change his/her last name and start a family with friends and make a new branch of an Uuten. The Society Is somewhat complex and more is yet to be discovered about it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!