UTOS
Prounounced: |U-TAS or YoU-tOSS| N. Ultimate TOOL of Society A. Sheep. B. One who conforms to society to a perfect T and then some. (singing, modeling, pornography, playboy, dancing, raving, dating, marriage, military service, etc) C. An instrument used in order to propagate as well as spread propaganda for further propagation. D. One who helps to make the world go round, but does nothing to improve its quality of life except for those it deems "worthy," usually other compatible sheep. E. Referred to as exponentially cool, in, or hip by the mass population. Usually keep NTOSes around in order to adopt their originality and knowledge as their own. F. One who has read the book(s) "The Game" by Neal Strauss, "The 48 Laws of Power" by Robert Greene, "The Art of Seduction" by RG and related books. G. Plays games with society and everyone in it and thinks of it as necessary strategic defensive maneuvering. H. One who thinks what Gandhi did is pointless and that violence or malevolance solves everything. I. Doesn't understand the difference between vindictive maliciousness and unwarranted malevolance. J. One who throws their dukes up just because the wind is blowing too hard or in the wrong direction. K. Typically has anger, self-esteem and disciplinary issues. L. Rebellious in a conformist sort of way(;
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |