USA

Just like Canada, or England only much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much better. Home of beautiful forests, great food, sexy women, and we protect all of the pussies in Europe and Canada with our friggin awesome kick ass tanks and shit. If you mess with us or our allies expect us to go ape shit on your ass. we also walked on the moon (no big deal or anything.) its great to be an american, where you can say what you want, do practically anything, and everything. The USA invented: 1) the light bulb 2) computers 3) phones 4) airplanes 5) the internet 6) vaccines for polio, and cervical cancer 7) baseball 8) rolled toilet paper 9) breakfast cerial 10) motorcycles 11) football 12) trains 13) refrigerator 14) cameras 15) automobiles 16) zippers 17) tractors 18) advancements in all forms of firearms 19) the assembly line 20) traffic lights 21) super markets 22) liquid fuel rockets 23) iron lung 24) fiber glass 25) deodorant 26) microwave 27) mobile phones 28) video games 29) television 30) cable TV 31) carbon fiber 32) snowboarding 33) heart transplantation 34) basketball 35) e mail 36) digital camera 37) and nicotine patches