Urban Dick
An Urban Dick is an Urban Dictionary user who spends time slagging off all the definitions for words like 'epic', 'facepalm', 'fail' and other similar terms which are used frequently all over the internet. An urban dick will class all of these terms as 'overused' and will often bitch and moan about the fact that so many people have written definitions for such words; what an urban dick may fail to realize is that they are actually just adding to the large number of definitions, with an even worse definition of their own (see example #1). An urban dick may feel that they are more 'hip' or 'cool' or just feel superior to others; 'because having an alternative opinion is totally cool!' The average urban dick may try and make up something philosophical in a meager attempt to bring somebody around to their point of view and get at least one 'thumbs up' (see example #2). The irony about Urban Dicks is that they commonly complain about users of urban dictionary who spend all day on here writing 'pointless' definitions, whilst more often than not, they are the ones who spend all day on the site, in a futile attempt to spread their ego as far and wide across the site as they can.
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