ur nan

a sentence every middle school boy used at least 100 times in their fucking lives Jake: hey guess what happened earlier! Josh:uR nAn Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!! *ruby gets home* Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!! Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!! Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!! Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room. Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie Ruby: suck ur nan Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY *ruby gets beat* *ruby goes to school the next day with bruises* Jake+Josh: Oi! Jake: what happened to u, moody ass? Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?! Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit! Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!! *ruby goes home from school after detention* Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!! Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!! *ruby gets beaten again* ~by daisy :))