Upper Vang - Øvre Vang tee
Øvre Vang, or Upper Vang is the single greatest small town in Norway. The town is located in Hedmark and has the postal code 2324. Upper Vang is normally said to be utti gokk, but other towns like Nordbygda and Åsbygda are more utti gokk. Upper Vang is the hometown of local legends Sander Brustad Bakken, Magnus Brustad Johnsen and Benjamin Adrian Øynes. You can usually find them scooting around on their scætts on Wik Matsenter or at Øverhamninga drag strip. During World War II, Upper Vang was used as Hitlers main quarter. This was not done by force, rather it was the citizens who requested to give Hitler their town to him in honor of his glory and help him fight for der Mutterland. Upper Vang has great tourist attractions and sights like Upper Vang Church where the annual yearly official KKK meeting is held. Although if you are an immigrant you are unfortunately not allowed to stay or visit. This was decided after the white male movement in 2010. These rules were granted by the congress when the judge didn’t show up for 15 minutes, so they were legally allowed to leave. All this was except for the refugee camp at Gåsbu which was in operation until 2017. There have been no police in Upper Vang in over 50 years, this is because everyone is law-abiding, hardworking citizens, and there is no immigrants walking freely to cause crime. All this allows young gentlemen to drive around on their mopeds and easy-motorcycles before they are old enough for their license.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!