university park tee
a small suburb of dallas, often called up, which connected to highland park is known as the park cities. an exclusive neighborhood where the kids drive expensive cars, the girls are all gorgeous straighten their hair and strike that hair-to-the-side-elbow-out parkie pose, and the guys are all athletic and wear polos board shorts and flip flops many of them being laxbros with flo. however, the parents who are doctors and lawyers are all rich because they worked hard to be rich. all houses are well over a million dollars still up is awesomer than highland park. was ranked number 1 suburb of dallas in 2009 by d magazine; hp was number 7. university park is where everyone is christian, white, and southern and kids go to hp which is awesome or otherwise a rich snobby school like esd or hockaday. people even have rich-sounding weird names like shanley or brinkley. all the girls shop at snider plaza; cotton island, impeccable pig, spice, spicy II, then grab a cookie from jd's or a donut from mustangs. everyone is refered to as "parkies."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!