United Patriots Front

The Australian branch of global fascism. The States have the KKK; the Brits have Ukip; the Aussies have the United Patriots Front. They oppose non-whiteness and non-Aussie religion. Sorry I'm not talking about the Indigenous religion known as the Dreaming that goes back thousands of years in Australia, but the religion introduced to the country in 1788. For example, Jesus wasn't born a Middle-Eastern man in a manger, but a bronzed Aussie with tight pecks, wrapped in an Australian flag. If you understand the difference between an adjective and a verb, you needn't apply. All that matters is the flag, juicing up, praying to the ANZACs, hating anything not white and a lack of charisma.