unionville boys tee
the bulk of u-ville is the preps. the preps are just funkin' whores who think that they are all gravvy and handsome...some might be...but their really not. then there are the jocks...hmm what is there to say about them except U DONT ALL LOOK GOOD IN UR FOOTBALL UNIFORMS SO FUCKING STOP FLAUNTING THEM! the ghetto crewz- im not gonna say anything except YOUR NOT BLACK. the druggies- there arent really that many true druggies. there are PLENTY who claim that they are...but really they just listen to rockish music and play along with that scene. there are only really about 20 people in the whole school who do drugs. yea right i know ur readin this and thinking HAHA THATS SOO INCORRECT..but believe me... its not. u wouldnt believe how many people claim to be druggies but they aint. there must be like 150 people who keep cigarettes in their bookbags and lockers and other places that people can easily find. for that sole purpose. to be found. they also light up the cigarettes and rub the buds on them so they smell like theyve been fucking themselves up. yes, probaly everybody in the whole school has tried getting high once. BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE THEM A DRUGGIE! so stop pertending u r when ur notttt already!!!! oh and its not hot either.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!