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Umbreon Tee

Umbreon; The Moonlight Pokemon. === Name of Origin: == Umbra;eon Umbra/Umbral; (Latin: "shadow") Adumbration; n :{ A sketchy, imperfect, or faint representation} -- Umbreon stands for; -Immeasurable Darkness,, -Forever Night,, -Empyreal Apparition,, === Traits/ Characteristics: == Umbreon is a quadruped which portrays physical features similar to that of a fox. It has short black fur, with several rings situated on its legs; forelegs; tail; ears; and forehead; which glow depending on one of several different reasons. The rings on an Umbreon's Body glow almost always; - During the night, The intensity of light radiated is dependable on the current phase of the moon - in it's cycle. - The level of emotion: hste, enjoyment, love, fear, ect. - The perpetual bond held towards its mate, or trainer. - Prior, and following up to the launch of a surprise attack. (Perceptibly a form of ambush). Umbreon's eyes consist of an indistinct tincture of blue/green (With some exceptions of brown). Their pupils are black, and they have s red sclera. An Umbreon's eyes have a quaint feel; capable of bringing about a fervent, alluring mystique; Yet, subject to invoking a disquieting of angst, and despair. Like its fellow eeveelutions, Umbreon bears a slight feline resemblance. although not quite as much so as its relatives. Being a darkness/Moonlight pokémon, Umbreon tends to avoid Daylight; Forcing it to walk during the day can cause it severe distress - or to contract "Day fatigue." Another fact about Umbreon is that it has the unique ability to secrete poisonous toxins from its pores when agitated. While some may well know about this little given attribute, those who don't are in for a nasty surprise the next time they piss off this little sweetheart. === Day Fatigue: == The body contracts a thermic fever and is rendered near-useless; In this state Umbreon can barely walk, let alone move. As an Umbreon radiates heat through the rings on its ears, These rings now become a lucid, pale orange-red color, dilated veins are also made visible. === Base Stats: == HP: 95 Attack: 65 Defense: 110 S.Atk: 60 S.Def: 130* Speed: 65 === Weakness/Resistance: == Umbreon takes additional damage from "Fighting" and "Bug" type attacks. Umbreon takes reduced damage from "Dark" and "Ghost" type attacks. Umbreon is Immune to "Psychic" type attacks. Everything else dealing jack shit damage. ===== I could write more, but you wouldn't want to read it.

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Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

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hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

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